A different me

I knew there was something that I wanted to write about. Have you ever wanted to be something that you're not. Not a different person, or anything like that. Not famous or really rich, but just a little different than what you normally are. For example today at the pharmacy. The guy told me that it would be about an hour until everything was done and I just wanted to be like, "Oh Really!!?, Really!?, cause what if I don't have an hour. What do you think about that? Huh chump?" I politely said, "Ok I'll be back in an hour." I just thought that would be funny, only to me though. He would probably think I was quite rude, as would all the people standing around. It would make me laugh inside though. Just a thought.